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What did the Oglala say when his dog fell into the Fire?
Hot Dog!!


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What did the Cheyenne River guy say when he couldn't find his dog?
Dog Gone



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What do you call a dog waggin' its tail on the Sioux Rez?
A Happy Meal



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Did you know that vegetarian is an indigenous word?
Translated, it means "Can't hunt"!



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What do Siouxs and Hopis eat when they BBQ together?
Corn dogs.


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What do Siouxs and Pueblos eat when they BBQ together?
Chili dogs.


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Anyone know how to make a Cherokee sweat?
Hide his car keys two hours before the bingo hall opens.


 
Special Dog

A lakota guy walks into a bar followed by his 3 legged dog... The bartender says, "Hey!!! What happened to your dog??" The Lakota guy says, "This is some special dog....we had a fire at my house the other night. This dog ran into the burning house got my infant daughter and laid her at my feet. The dog ran back into the house, locked my mother-in-law in the closet then grabbed my insurance papers and brought them out to me." The bartender says, "So he lost his leg in the fire?" Lakota guys says... "Nope, a dog like this, you don't eat all at once."

 
 
rez dogs


How can you spot the difference between a regular canine and a Rez dog?

Throw each one in the oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.

The regular canine should come out tender and moist. The Rez dog will come out with a towel wrapped around his waist
saying,

"Dang that was a good sweat!"
 
 

 
"Grandpa, don't you wish all the white men would go back to Europe?" the young Sioux asked.

"Not till they pay us for the Black Hills!" the old man snapped defiantly!.

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