A lakota guy walks into a bar followed by his 3 legged dog... The bartender says, "Hey!!! What happened
to your dog??" The Lakota guy says, "This is some special dog....we had a fire at my house the other night. This dog ran into
the burning house got my infant daughter and laid her at my feet. The dog ran back into the house, locked my mother-in-law
in the closet then grabbed my insurance papers and brought them out to me." The bartender says, "So he lost his leg in the
fire?" Lakota guys says... "Nope, a dog like this, you don't eat all at once."
How can you spot the difference between a regular canine and a Rez dog?
Throw each one in the
oven at 400 degrees for 20 minutes.
The regular canine should come out tender and moist. The Rez dog will come out
with a towel wrapped around his waist
"Dang that was a good sweat!"
"Grandpa, don't you wish all the white men would go back to Europe?" the young Sioux asked.
they pay us for the Black Hills!" the old man snapped defiantly!.